Funny

We have some pretty interesting conversations around our house.
Some of them are not fit to put on a blog......
But some of them are pretty funny.
Mainly because they are said by our 7, 5, and 3 year olds.
Here are some of the funny things the kids have said lately.

Riley: I know your married mom, because he's here.
(pointing to Jeff as he said this.)

Riley: Never waste water......and never waste peanut butter.

Riley: Mom, you're the ice cream of my world!

Me: Who has the greatest mom??

Zach: Jesus.

Zach: Mom! Lily is bearing false witness against me!

(Zach will receive his First Reconciliation this year and they have been talking about it in class.)

Zach: Mom, since I have never sinned, do I need to sin before I make my first confession?

Riley: Yeehaw! Ride 'em cowboys!

Lily: Yeehaw! I'm ridin' a cowboy!

Riley: Mom is a lady.

Lily: She's not a lady, she's a mom.

Lily: I have to go to the bathroom.

(Out at the boys' soccer & football games)

Me: (taking Lily to the port-a-potty)

Go in here, I'll wait outside, come out when you are done.

Lily: (looking inside the port-a-potty)

I don't have to go that bad.

(and she didn't go the entire time we were out at the games.)